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WAYNE!!!

And this is all for Ireland's birthday. I wonder if she loves or hates Lil' Wayne (y'know, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a decapitated rapper made of fondant for my birthday if he were someone I admired.). Well, either way, this is a pretty magnifico piece o' cake, dontcha think?

Well, anyhoo, I don't quite know who made it, but if its Ireland's parents, KU-DOS!

G'night :)

Love,

Me.

ps- Happy Birthday Ireland!!!! :D

Why Abstinence is Cool (besides it being the easiest way to prevent Syphillis):

'Cause you won't need to expect a cake like this. It's so... passive-aggressive, don't you think? I mean, "congrats" isn't the word I would use here. I think that "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GET A" would probably make more sense, don't you?

Don't know who made this, but I sure hope it wasn't her parents.

Until next time,

Me

ACK!

Hi everyone! As you can see, I'm trying to cope with my lack of blog skills. ;)

Well, we have three cakes here that make me say ACK. How 'bout you?

Cake #1: WHEN EDWARD CULLEN STOPS WORKING OUT

It's a sign of the apocalypse, I know. Whatever. However, I feel it is my duty to tell you some symptoms that ol' Eddy here is showing of the horrible yet common CouchPotato Disorder (or STRANGE CAKE DISEASE):

1. Flabby, misshapen arms.
2. You don't like fruit anymore ("Here, Bella, YOU eat my apple. I don't want it.)
3. All of the above.

WATCH OUT FOR THESE SYMPTOMS- CPD/SCD spreads faster than swine flu!

CAKE #2: Death by Cake (or rather, cake as a result of death)

While this cake looks very well done, it was made for a wake (or so I've heard), so for it I give an ACK. A math lesson:

Colorful Flowers + Dead guy = Happy about death?

Serving dead guy + family and friends = ecstatic about death?

All of the above= ACK STRANGE CAKE!

hope that helps y'all pass the Algebra Regents, folks.

(for those of you from out-of-state, the Regents are difficult school exams, K?)

moving on- this cake is DEAD to me now. *bum-bum CHA!*

CAKE #3: the lovebug

Gee, if Mrs. Ladybug (from James and the Giant Peach) had a kid with an Avatar (part-human, remember?) who likes flowers, THIS WOULD BE IT- ACK! I'm just gonna let you guys toy with that one (enjoy your dreams tonight!) **wicked grin**

Well, gotta go. Things to do, people to see, y'know?

Until next time,

Me.

CRUISE!

[well there's cake number two (directly above- cake #1 is the tippity top one). what a bust (the POST, not the cake. I LOVE the cake. promise.)!]

Hi everyone! I just got back from my loverly trip to the Mediterranean Sea. I LOVED IT!

So, in celebration of my return ('cause I know y'all missed me!) I am going to post BOAT CAKES!

let us BEGIN.....

ermmm... I think the cake went ABOVE the post by accident. oops. ;)

anyhoo...

CAKE #2, come on down, you're on THE CAKE IS RIGHT! (i hope)

nope. above number one. This whole blog thing is just too gosh darn HARD!

AAAAUUUGHH!

*clears throat* sorry. my anger management counselor's on vacation this week, you see, so, um... yeah. PLEASE don't tell her about this (by the way, I'm kidding about the anger issues thing, but you knew that, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?).

Well, I guess I'll just explain the cakes from ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE!

CAKE #1: Very professional... maybe it is. not sure. I give credit to whatever genius invented this one.

CAKE #2: Very cutesy, dontcha think? However, not as pro-coolness as #1.

Still, credit to the genius.

Well, until next time,

Me

GIANT BARBIE CAKE

For those of you who were alive in the 90s and early 00s, you may remember that Barbie cakes were the big thing. Well now they're really the BIG thing!!! This cake, made in Sydney, Australia, is almost 7 feet tall. She is to celebrate Barbie's 50th birthday (botox much, Barbie? jkjk) On her are REAL Swarovski crystals, gold silk, and she's made of mud cake!! She was made after Barbie's 50th anniversary edition dress. This was designed by Australian designer Alex Perry, jewelry designer Stephano Canturi, hairdresser Joh Bailey, and was made in collaboration with Sweet Art Bakers. WHAT A CAKE!!!

ttyl,
Me.

MY NEW PROFILE PIC!!!

HI EVERYBODY!!! this is MY NEW PROFILE PIC. I think it really describes me (and my cake-finding friend whose name i will never disclose- keepin' you safe ****!!!). Do y'all like it??? If you do, vote on my poll for it!!!

Love,

Me

ps- if you find a better pic that really describes my love for cake, please please please email it to me!!!! thanks :D

PARTY IN MY TUMMY!!!

YO GABBA GABBA YO!!!
OMG I love this cake. Made by someone (Cake Hero??) Who is AWESOME, I want this cake so much I'll call it YO-GRABBA-GRABBA!!
lol

Love,
Me

It's LOVE!!!

Awwwwwww......

Made by Crazy Cake Company, this cake is absolutely ADORABLE!!!!! It seriously reminds me of my totally-not-imaginary-only-invisible boyfriend, Dylan. <3 him! lol
But seriously, this is my next birthday cake! or maybe it should be the hamburger and milk one. Decisions, Decisions...

Love,
Me.

CARKE!! (a mix of CAR and CAKE)

Hello again, cake lovers! This here is a CARKE (see title). It is GORGEOUS and made by Crazy Cake Company, It is extremely COOL and dedicated to my cake finding buddy who loves cars (this one's a PORSCHE!) Just so ya know!

Love,
Me

HOT HOT HOT!

BUURRRNN! This cake is hot!!! I don't know who made it, but whoever did- you are a GOD.

idn't this AWWESOMEE!?!?!?!???