Why Abstinence is Cool (besides it being the easiest way to prevent Syphillis):

'Cause you won't need to expect a cake like this. It's so... passive-aggressive, don't you think? I mean, "congrats" isn't the word I would use here. I think that "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GET A" would probably make more sense, don't you?

Don't know who made this, but I sure hope it wasn't her parents.

Until next time,

Me