MY DREAM COME TRUE

Hi guys! Well, today I had the greatest experience of my life when I got to go to Carlo's Bakery (that's Buddy's bakery)! We got some cookies, and my mom ordered a syphilis fondant cake for my birthday!!!! IT'S GONNA BE SO BEYOND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! <3
I'll be sure to post pictures of it here.
Well, Happy Boxing Day!!!!!

love,
Me.

BAH-HUMBUG.

Merry Christmas!
So, in honor of, erm, today, I've decided to put up some special cakes. Really special cakes. OK, here they are (well, actually, they're above this post):

Ermm...ok...not exactly what I would call "special." This cake is a little crazy, looking kind of like rainbow vomit. Apparently, this was made by Practical Cakes, and guess what... IT'S NOT A REAL CAKE! I think it's baby supplies. Anyway, moving on...

Is this really what you get when you look up "really special cakes" on google? Really? Anyway, it's still a nice cake, except for the random little triangles around the cake, those are just weird. And the tie-dye. Yeah. That's a little weird-looking. But the Wii is nice :) This was made by Disney chefs, I think.

Well, Merry Christmas!

Love,
Me.

NEW YEAR'S CAKES

Hi again! Since I'm going to be away for the rest of winter vacation after Christmas (dancing in the Orange Bowl on Jan. 3rd- please watch!) and cannot guarantee that I'll be able to post for New Year's, I'm gonna post early- 'cause that's how much I love you. OK, here goes...

While they lack supercuteness (it's the curse of the Hanukkah cakes!), these are still pretty cool, capturing the whole "countdown" aspect of New Year's pretty elegantly, especially the one on top, made by Nathalie's Taarten. The other one, made by Olivia Dougherty from Roseville, CA (WHOA. NON-PRO CAKE. MAJOR KUDOS!), is pretty cool too. Obviously, these aren't for 2011, but they're still newyearlicious.

Happy New Year to all!

Love,
Me.

HAPPY BELATED HANUKKAH!

Hey guys! So, in the spirit of Winter Vacation, I decided to put up some Hanukkah cakes. COMMENCE MAJOR CUTENESS!!!

...So, after twenty minutes of searching and about four different spellings of the word "Hanukkah," THIS is the cutest cake I find. Really? Really? I was hoping for, like, a gigantic jelly doughnut cake with a cute little face, or a cute little dreidel with a face, or something like that, but noooo, all they've got is THIS. And, though it does have fondant (which I applaud oh so much) and correct-looking Hebrew (kudos for that to the baker, Lambeez. No, that's not a person, it's a bakery, you silly, silly blog reader), it just lacks the supreme cuteness I had been hoping for.
Anyway, Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and to those who don't:
HAPPY BELATED HANUKKAH! :D

Love,
Me.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM TALK TO THE CAKE! :D

Hey everybody! Sorry that I haven't posted in a while, it's just been really hectic this year with school and everything else. I'll try my best to post more, though! :)

OK, so I suppose you see a few cakes up above this post, considering I haven't figured out how to put them anywhere else yet. So, here goes...

I figured that since it *is* December 23rd, I might as well put up some cute holiday cakes. The first one you see is the one with presents, right? Isn't it CUTE? <3
It was made by Pink Cake Box, and it looks to die for. Just, just...so cute!

The next one is so loveydoveysuperdupercute I died. It was made by Karen Davies, I think. Pretty sure. Either way, kudos (or, should I say, cute-os) to you, baker!

Anyway, Happy Holidays to you all! And if you don't celebrate anything, no Hanukkah, no Kwanzaa, no Christmas, no New Years...well, BAH-HUMBUG too you too! :P

I'm just kidding. Sort of.

Wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year,
Me.

It's a little...

WAYNE!!!

And this is all for Ireland's birthday. I wonder if she loves or hates Lil' Wayne (y'know, I'm not sure how I would feel about having a decapitated rapper made of fondant for my birthday if he were someone I admired.). Well, either way, this is a pretty magnifico piece o' cake, dontcha think?

Well, anyhoo, I don't quite know who made it, but if its Ireland's parents, KU-DOS!

G'night :)

Love,

Me.

ps- Happy Birthday Ireland!!!! :D

Why Abstinence is Cool (besides it being the easiest way to prevent Syphillis):

'Cause you won't need to expect a cake like this. It's so... passive-aggressive, don't you think? I mean, "congrats" isn't the word I would use here. I think that "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GET A" would probably make more sense, don't you?

Don't know who made this, but I sure hope it wasn't her parents.

Until next time,

Me

ACK!

Hi everyone! As you can see, I'm trying to cope with my lack of blog skills. ;)

Well, we have three cakes here that make me say ACK. How 'bout you?

Cake #1: WHEN EDWARD CULLEN STOPS WORKING OUT

It's a sign of the apocalypse, I know. Whatever. However, I feel it is my duty to tell you some symptoms that ol' Eddy here is showing of the horrible yet common CouchPotato Disorder (or STRANGE CAKE DISEASE):

1. Flabby, misshapen arms.
2. You don't like fruit anymore ("Here, Bella, YOU eat my apple. I don't want it.)
3. All of the above.

WATCH OUT FOR THESE SYMPTOMS- CPD/SCD spreads faster than swine flu!

CAKE #2: Death by Cake (or rather, cake as a result of death)

While this cake looks very well done, it was made for a wake (or so I've heard), so for it I give an ACK. A math lesson:

Colorful Flowers + Dead guy = Happy about death?

Serving dead guy + family and friends = ecstatic about death?

All of the above= ACK STRANGE CAKE!

hope that helps y'all pass the Algebra Regents, folks.

(for those of you from out-of-state, the Regents are difficult school exams, K?)

moving on- this cake is DEAD to me now. *bum-bum CHA!*

CAKE #3: the lovebug

Gee, if Mrs. Ladybug (from James and the Giant Peach) had a kid with an Avatar (part-human, remember?) who likes flowers, THIS WOULD BE IT- ACK! I'm just gonna let you guys toy with that one (enjoy your dreams tonight!) **wicked grin**

Well, gotta go. Things to do, people to see, y'know?

Until next time,

Me.

CRUISE!

[well there's cake number two (directly above- cake #1 is the tippity top one). what a bust (the POST, not the cake. I LOVE the cake. promise.)!]

Hi everyone! I just got back from my loverly trip to the Mediterranean Sea. I LOVED IT!

So, in celebration of my return ('cause I know y'all missed me!) I am going to post BOAT CAKES!

let us BEGIN.....

ermmm... I think the cake went ABOVE the post by accident. oops. ;)

anyhoo...

CAKE #2, come on down, you're on THE CAKE IS RIGHT! (i hope)

nope. above number one. This whole blog thing is just too gosh darn HARD!

AAAAUUUGHH!

*clears throat* sorry. my anger management counselor's on vacation this week, you see, so, um... yeah. PLEASE don't tell her about this (by the way, I'm kidding about the anger issues thing, but you knew that, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?).

Well, I guess I'll just explain the cakes from ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE!

CAKE #1: Very professional... maybe it is. not sure. I give credit to whatever genius invented this one.

CAKE #2: Very cutesy, dontcha think? However, not as pro-coolness as #1.

Still, credit to the genius.

Well, until next time,

Me

GIANT BARBIE CAKE

For those of you who were alive in the 90s and early 00s, you may remember that Barbie cakes were the big thing. Well now they're really the BIG thing!!! This cake, made in Sydney, Australia, is almost 7 feet tall. She is to celebrate Barbie's 50th birthday (botox much, Barbie? jkjk) On her are REAL Swarovski crystals, gold silk, and she's made of mud cake!! She was made after Barbie's 50th anniversary edition dress. This was designed by Australian designer Alex Perry, jewelry designer Stephano Canturi, hairdresser Joh Bailey, and was made in collaboration with Sweet Art Bakers. WHAT A CAKE!!!

ttyl,
Me.

MY NEW PROFILE PIC!!!

HI EVERYBODY!!! this is MY NEW PROFILE PIC. I think it really describes me (and my cake-finding friend whose name i will never disclose- keepin' you safe ****!!!). Do y'all like it??? If you do, vote on my poll for it!!!

Love,

Me

ps- if you find a better pic that really describes my love for cake, please please please email it to me!!!! thanks :D

PARTY IN MY TUMMY!!!

YO GABBA GABBA YO!!!
OMG I love this cake. Made by someone (Cake Hero??) Who is AWESOME, I want this cake so much I'll call it YO-GRABBA-GRABBA!!
lol

Love,
Me

It's LOVE!!!

Awwwwwww......

Made by Crazy Cake Company, this cake is absolutely ADORABLE!!!!! It seriously reminds me of my totally-not-imaginary-only-invisible boyfriend, Dylan. <3 him! lol
But seriously, this is my next birthday cake! or maybe it should be the hamburger and milk one. Decisions, Decisions...

Love,
Me.

CARKE!! (a mix of CAR and CAKE)

Hello again, cake lovers! This here is a CARKE (see title). It is GORGEOUS and made by Crazy Cake Company, It is extremely COOL and dedicated to my cake finding buddy who loves cars (this one's a PORSCHE!) Just so ya know!

Love,
Me

HOT HOT HOT!

BUURRRNN! This cake is hot!!! I don't know who made it, but whoever did- you are a GOD.

idn't this AWWESOMEE!?!?!?!???

IT BOTHERS ME...

Here comes the Bride! Oh, no, that's the cake. All I have to say is, WOW. either she has a HUGE ego, or her husband LOVES her. LOL.

idk who made this, but it is very, very, VERY lifelike.

WOW.

But seriously, how can people stand to eat a cake like that? It's practically cannibalism.

GTG, but I'll post tomorrow.

ttysoon,

Me

[NOTE: you guys all know Cake Wrecks, right? well, my mom thought she heard something like this on it, so I want you to know I am NOT plagiarizing because I have never seen a post about this cake on Cakke Wrecks. Just to protect my legality. )

:D

AS PROMISED...

As I have promised my friend (mentioned in the burger cake), here it is:

THE PIZZA CAKE!

made by Taste of Home, it looks both appetizing (as a pizza) and YUCKY (as a cake with pepperoni. though it's fake, EW.). However, it would be KILLER for April Fool's, right?

ttyl,

Me

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

So... how are you bloggees, sitting, pathetic and lonely, looking at blogs because you don't have a V-day date? Oops- did I just write that out loud? Sorry, we Jewish gals just can't seem to keep our keyboards shut. :D

Anyhoo, since none of you have dates (and neither do I, obviously), I have decided not to post any Valentine's Day cakes, as that may induce lack-of-date-/cake-related sadness, and I want NONE of you to be sad because I care about you, my blog-reading friends.

So enjoy today with some friends, and maybe you'll have a date next year!

*** I HEAR YOU GET MORE CHOCOLATE IF YOU HAVE A DATE****

(for your motivation)

Happy V-Day,

Me

MUPPETASTIC!

OMG a mix of two of my many great loves- CAKE and the MUPPETS! Made by someone named Heather for a state fair (I think), this cake is AWESOME. Look, you see Ms. Piggy, Kermit, ANIMAL, Swedish Chef, and the whole crew! LOOOVE IT!

BY THE BOSS HIMSELF...

It's FRANKENSTEIN! No, silly, it's just a cake. Phew. How realistic. Made by the Cake Boss himself (BUDDY, YOU ROCK!), this cake is frighteningly realistic, but most certainly delicious! :D Imagine eating that guy though...
I would want his nose. :D and then his fondant shirt sleeves.

So, so Kosher...

Imagine having this with a "glass of milk" cake. Oy. I posted this one as a special tribute to one of my very best friends and my cake-looking buddy, (insert name here). She's really great, and this is one of her (and my) favorite cakes that we've found so far. I don't know who made it (I certainly didn't), but kudos to whoever did, and if you DID make this cake and you're reading this right now- YOU, my friend, are a GENIUS.

An Everlasting Bond

James Bond, that is! This cake, designed by David Malki and made by Mike's Amazing Cakes, is just what one would expect of an action movie cake- EXCITING. Complete with gunmen and plane crashes, I'm surprised that this cake can stand at all. (plus, poor Mrs. Bond, she might get someone's blood all over her wedding dress!) Talk about crashing a party! :D

Will write soon,
Me

TODAY...

Hi fellow blog-goers! I just feel like giving you an update on me, so here goes:
Today, I spent the whole morning cleaning up because I'm having friends over tonight and now I'm tweaking my research paper and working out (only twenty push-ups to go! :D) during my breaks. I am deeply anticipating the arrival of my friends in 2.75 hours, so I will keep typing to entertain myself.
So... I'm listening to BLI radio in my room (Live Like We're Dying by Kris Allen!) and typing to you, my dearest fans (hello? anyone there? I love you! Got that?). I'm procrastinating doing my paper and OH MY GOSH I need to study something. I'll do that in a minute, then. Alright. know what I gotta do now. :D So, bloggees, how have y'all been? You like my blog so far? Hope so!

I'll write soon,
Me

BABY CAKE

This is a cake celebrating a new baby from Michelle Cakes. As you can see, it's pretty strange. However, I find it cute. Almost, conceivably, kind of cute in it's own, special, way. :D

TALK TO THE CAKE: what is it?

Welcome to my newest creation! This blog is all about cool (and completely uncool) CAKES. In this blog I will talk to you about what I know about cake (a knowledge limited by my age) and about all the cool things going on in the city of LaLaLand where I live. So, welcome and enjoy!